The 'would be' answer, for the question which is becoming more and more frequently asked without expecting a response:
"What is the world coming to?"
> You step out of Tim Horton's with your best friend,
> suddenly, you are mugged of your coffee.
> Your friend turns to you as you stare in disbelief, and says:
> "Wow, mugged for a coffee. What's the world coming to?"
> you can reply:
> "An end."