Someone who updates twitter / facebook / their personal blog (WTF, who owns these? we don't care what you think!) practically every moment, detailing EVERY SINGLE event that happened in their day.
So you're trying to prove to us that you have a life...but you honestly don't. We don't care what you're doing.
> A: -twitters- MM, I'm hungry.
> A: -twitters- YUM going to starbucks now!
> A: -facebooks- Going to my boyfriends now!
> A: -twitters later- Giving my bf a bj! GTG!
> We don't care. x_X Stupid no lifer.