Any young child, generally annoying due to their very presence.
> Mr Wolf and his significant other were thinking of having children until they went to Wal-Mart and saw all the unruly crib midgets. They changed their minds.
> "Oh no, Sally is getting out of her car with her crib midgets."
> The wedding reception was going great until the crib midget riot started.
> San Antonio is the crib midget capital of North Mexico.